& Steve Wright
SEASONS A YEAR and there’s always some idiot complaining about
how much they hate the change of weather. When its winter, people
complain about how cold it gets and wish for summer to come along,
but once it’s here, they complain about how hot it is. You can’t
have it both ways, just put up with it like everyone else. Stop
bleating like an idiot, if you can’t stand the weather; go live
under a rock like a hermit.
Some people think I’m a major GITT, but I will give you some words
of advice to battle the seasonal changes. I will start with winter.
When it gets a bit bitter, there is this useful thing called a
radiator, turn it on, hug it if you have to, you might even make a
friend for life. After all, it might be the only friend you have, you
Summer time, the one time of a year you all wish for, but then later
regret it and complain like a little child. Once you see any sight of
hot weather, you all become secret sun worshipers, and make it your
mission to burn under the sun like a fool. Some of you are stupid,
you go out without applying any sun lotion, are you mad? You must be
a new type of stupid if you think that it’s safe to go out in the
blazing sun without taking proper care of your skin.
I will tell you how stupid some people are. I know of a person who
was told that olive oil helps protect your skin from the sun. What an
utter idiot, olive oil is what you use to fry food with, it isn’t a
sun lotion. You have just prepared your body like a slice of bacon
going into a hot frying pan, and if you are that stupid to not
understand the logic of olive oil, you deserve the days of pain and
torture that comes with third degree burns.
There are always simple solutions to keep cool or warm, but somehow
this slips many people’s minds, and their pure ignorance somehow
gets them through. You wouldn’t wrap yourself in a duvet if it’s
boiling hot, it wouldn’t be logical. You also wouldn’t rip off
all your clothes and then go walking through the snow to keep warm.
But, what would I know dear reader? I have been on this earth a while
now, and you can guess that I have some experience with the basics of